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Need a little more funny?

Here are a few more jokes, from your friends at Wadeware for all of you Super Computing 2011 attendees:

Q: What do you call a coffin on the side of the road with a “free” sign on it?
A: A dead giveaway!

Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don’t get down from an elephant – you get down from a goose.

Q: What word starts with an E and ends with an E, but has only 1 letter?
A: Envelope

Q: What word starts with a P and ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A: Post Office

Did you know that YouTube, Twitter and Facebook merged to form a new social networking company? It’s called YouTwitFace.
Did you hear about the woman who was 9 months pregnant? She began to shout “Shouldn’t, couldn’t, didn’t, can’t!!” She was having contractions

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Two programmers walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people seem bright until you hear them talk.

Did you hear about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?

Want to know more?

  • Read more from Anu in her recent blog post about testing.
  • For other witty puns, check out Steve’s blog post on verbicide or John’s Halloween post on scope creep.

6 thoughts on “Need a little more expert?

  1. Tari Eastman says:

    What do you call two consecutive days of rain in Seattle?

    A weekend.

  2. Steve says:

    If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

  3. Joy says:

    Q: What did the fish say when hit the cement wall?

    A: Dam!

  4. Thom says:

    A polar bear walks into a bar and says:
    “I want a gin…………and tonic.”
    The bartender says:
    “What is up with the big pause?”
    The polar bear, looks at his hands and says:
    “I don’t know, I have always had them.”

  5. Holly says:

    Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

    A: Lean beef!!! hahahahaha

  6. John says:

    Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

    A: It doesn’t matter. He’s not coming anyway.